Fort Asshole Sims, Episode VII: Mission to [SOME FUCKING JUNGLE MOON]

Last time, some things happened that are gonna look real sketchy in hindsight, trust me.  And now we have enough money to finally engage in the most uncomfortably Colonialist game pack: Jungle Adventure!  Which, apart from being perfectly in-line with the First Order folks, is also one of the best ways to make a quick buck in order to finance their new headquarters.

A Man, A Plan, A Canal: Pandemonium, part 5: Urban Center

When we last left off, the canal plan was going swimmingly, and no one was even swimming!  Yet.

This time, I’m going to develop an urban center!  It’s time to see what this European theme (and my road layout) looks like at high density.

Fort Asshole Sims, Episode VI: Romance of the Millennium

A Man, A Plan, A Canal: Pandemonium, part 4: Plan Now Actually Included

Last time, things went horribly wrong.

So I’m starting over with a new city, armed with the knowledge that bridges over canals have to be unreasonably large.  And I have a plan!  Like, actually have a plan.

Since we did all that setup last time, I’m going to breeze through it this time.  You all know the drill.

Fort Asshole Sims, Episode V: Fashion Week